wednesdays wtf

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

 Horrible bosses, voodoo dolls, and pregnancy bellies. Oh my!

1) We all have inner demons of some sort. Would you love to read your inner demon's very personal diary? 

????? Do demon's know how to read and write? did they go to demon school? 

2) The movie "Horrible Bosses" opened across the U.S. last week. The movie follows friends who plan to kill their horrible bosses. If your boss appeared in a movie, what kind of character would he or she play? 

I like my boss, he is the best one I have ever had, but it does require a lot of patience dealing with his requests sometimes.  

3) I clicked on a random online quote generator the other day, and it said: "Cake is actually God in disguise, you know." What would you say is God (or Satan, if you're feeling wacky) in disguise?

According to M. Night Shyamalan the devil is some guy on an elevator or something, I don't know I didn't watch it, I like Sixth Sense but after Signs I have refused to watch any of his movies because they are terrible.

God is everywhere, so I don't think he isn't disguised we just don't pay attention to him.

4) If you moved to Sesame Street, who would you want as your neighbor? Why? 

I always liked Grover, and if you were in trouble Super Grover could help or crash near you. I thought about Cookie Moster, but the problem with Cookie Monster is you would probably get ants cause of all the crumbs he drops, cause he just has a mouth, he doesn't swallow.

5) What is a song that you secretly like but won't normally admit to liking and will only sing/dance to in private?

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle [one hand on hip], here is my spout [other arm out straight]
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
Just tip me over and pour me out!
[as song ends, lean over and tip arm out like a spout] 

 6) Even the most lazy slackers are anal-retentive about something. What are you anal-retentive about?

The desktop on my computer, I like to have everything in folders

7) My mom's always griping about how nothing in her home matches. Do you prefer to have the items in your house (furniture, appliances, dishes, etc.) match or do you like to mix-match?

If I had a ton of money I would buy matching things but i don't so mix-and match is good, I like my art to fit with each other thematically or color palette. I had all black and white pics in my living room for a long time and all pop culture stuff in my room...I know it will change when I get married, I just hope to get one room for my art.

8) People who visit my home often comment on the fact that I have a voodoo kit on my living room's bookshelf. Assuming it would actually work... if you could use a voodoo doll to hurt anyone you chose, would you?

On certain days yes, I wouldn't want to torture anyone just give them a little poke

9) If you could win an award for something you do or have done in the past, what kind of award would you win?

Obsessive Compulsive TV watcher

10) My sister-in-law is eight months pregnant and mailed me a thank you card for a baby gift. The card included a photo of her and her naked, exposed pregnant belly. It creeped me out. Does it bother you to see someone's naked pregnancy belly exposed?

It isn't my favorite thing to look at, but in an artistic black and white photograph it can look nice but I don't enjoy seeing a pregnant belly extruded from a shirt that is way to small bouncing at me in Wal-Mart